Firstly, please excuse my ignorance if this has been done before. For those who have never played this game before this is how it goes: You post a question and then people must respond with the WRONG answer. Here's an example:
Q: Why do Stan and Ollie wear bowler hats?
A: The hat shop was out of berets.
Also, when you post an answer to a question you must also post the new question.
Right, here's one to start:
Why does Ollie twiddle his tie?
(Remember, whoever answers this should also post the next question)
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by KingsOfComedy on 22 Dec 2007, 20:54
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Re: Laurel and Hardy Wrong Answer Game
by Ross on 22 Dec 2007, 21:06
KingsOfComedy wrote:Why does Ollie twiddle his tie?
Because his shoes don't fit.
Why does Stan cry all the time?
"Any bird can build a nest, but it isn't everyone who can lay an egg!"
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Re: Laurel and Hardy Wrong Answer Game
by KingsOfComedy on 22 Dec 2007, 22:21
Why does Stan cry all the time?
Because he has an addiction to onions
Why does Fin always squint with his one eye?
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Re: Laurel and Hardy Wrong Answer Game
by Find Hats Off on 23 Dec 2007, 02:07
Because he doesn't trust anyone around him enough to squint both eyes- he wants to keep an eye on everyone!KingsOfComedy wrote:Why does Fin always squint with his one eye?
Why does Edgar Kennedy slow burn?
Ollie: "You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool a Hardy."
Stan: "What time?"
Stan: "What time?"
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by clortho on 23 Dec 2007, 04:48
He feels intoxication livens ones senses.Ross wrote:because he wears crocodile shoes
why is arthur housman always drunk?
Why does Billy Gilbert usually have a mustache?
"Don't stand there like a jackass! Where is my apple pie?!"
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by Find Hats Off on 23 Dec 2007, 13:22
A copy of Hats Off, so he can see his performance in that film!cuckoo wrote:What does Fin want for Christmas?
I always thought that Edgar Kennedy slow burned because he didn't want to burn fast!
Why did Walter Long play a tough sea captain?
Ollie: "You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool a Hardy."
Stan: "What time?"
Stan: "What time?"
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by KingsOfComedy on 23 Dec 2007, 18:21
Find Hats Off wrote:Why did Walter Long play a tough sea captain?
He was on a quest to track down the Loch Ness monster and figured that a 'nice' captain approach wouldn't be helpful.
Why is Stan better at tricks ( like lighting his thumb ) than Ollie?
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by Find Hats Off on 23 Dec 2007, 19:44
Because when Ollie/Babe took golfing lessons, Stan went to magic trick classes .KingsOfComedy wrote:Why is Stan better at tricks ( like lighting his thumb ) than Ollie?
(it's sort of a blending of the fictitious L+H with the real men, but this is just a game, anyway!)
Why was Stanley Sanford called "Tiny"?
Ollie: "You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool a Hardy."
Stan: "What time?"
Stan: "What time?"
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by Ross on 23 Dec 2007, 20:05
Find Hats Off wrote:Why was Stanley Sanford called "Tiny"?
It was a pet name his wife gave him.
Where can one find a copy of Hats Off?
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by KingsOfComedy on 23 Dec 2007, 20:50
Ross wrote:Where can one find a copy of Hats Off?
I have it from a reliable source that a copy may be found on the Moon because the first astronauts to venture to the moon were watching it and it was mislaid by them.
What does Ollie's signature phrase "Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into" actually mean?
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by Find Hats Off on 24 Dec 2007, 04:52
KingsOfComedy wrote:Ross wrote:Where can one find a copy of Hats Off?
I have it from a reliable source that a copy may be found on the Moon because the first astronauts to venture to the moon were watching it and it was mislaid by them.
So THAT'S what happened! Well, then- it's about time they went back to go get it!!
It's a recipe for delicious Hungarian goulash, in secret code. I'd like for someone to break that code, so I can eat the goulash. I get hungry every time I hear that phrase!KingsOfComedy wrote:What does Ollie's signature phrase "Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into" actually mean?
Ollie: "You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool a Hardy."
Stan: "What time?"
Stan: "What time?"
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